2009 Word of the Year: Unfriend

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This weekend I had the pleasure of accompanying my sister in-law to Facebook's Aussie team Christmas party. It was good fun and also good to spend some time around some other Americans. We talked about some of the benefits of living here in Sydney as well as some of the challenges of living abroad. One common complaint is that we hardly ever get phone calls from folks back stateside. It's like pulling teeth to get someone to dial a few extra digits to make a call. Either that or doing the math to figure out the time change tends to short-circuit any ability to think straight with the most common excuse being "I keep thinking I'm going to call and it'll be 3:00 in the morning". My response is of course "Well since you've never ACTUALLY called, then a 3am call would be a big step forward in our relationship".

Thanksgiving in Australia: Building a New Tradition

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This is the 2nd Thanksgiving holiday spent abroad for us since we relocated to Australia. For my money Thanksgiving is the best holiday of the year. It's not about buying presents or a religious holiday but rather it's about spending time with loved ones and giving thanks for the blessings we've received over the last year. Like many Americans I have very fond memories of Thanksgivings past. The challenge now is how do I pass on the traditions of this holiday that I love so much to my kids in this new country where it's not celebrated and and finding collard greens, pigs feet and chitlins (or chitterlings for the unacquainted) is next to impossible?

Sydney, Soul Food & Secret Societies

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Last night was the long awaited first meeting of the Blacks in Oz secret society. We chose a hidden location where none of the locals would think to look - the only soul food restaurant in town. Even though I'd only met one of the other founding members I was fairly confident that I'd be able to pick the group out from the other patrons at the restaurant. In my 15 months in Oz this was only the 2nd occasion I'd seen more than 3 Blacks together in one place at the same time - so I took a picture. It was a strong minded group comprised predominantly of African Americans plus one member of that even rarer species known as Black Canadians. As we sat down to converse and eat, a sense of anticipation, usually reserved for Tyler Perry openings (google it Oz) and Jay-Z comeback concerts, was palpable.

Melbourne Cup - Expats Perspective

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The Melbourne Cup, billed as "the race that stops a nation", could quite possibly be the best sporting event in all of Australia. It's similar to the Kentucky Derby with all of the money, pageantry and ceremony that goes with a huge horse race. The biggest difference seems to be that EVERYBODY here actually cares about it! The work day is done by noon and the bars are all holding race day events with everyone dressing up in their best regalia and placing bets on horses with sweet names like Shocking, Crime Scene and my favorite AlcoPop (named after a popular category of sweet pre-mixed alcohol drinks - think Mad Dog 20/20 gone respectable). The men wear dapper suits with striped ties. The women accessorize their classy Spring skirts with huge hats and headdress. The attire kind of reminds me of Sunday service at Baptist church without all the "Yes Lords" and hand fans.

Expats Healthcare Solutions: Aussie Style

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I got a fat check from the Aussie government this week. It wasn't my tax return. Nor was it a payout based on my rugged good looks (that one's due next week). It's called the Childcare Tax Rebate and it helps offset the costs of daycare. It has the added benefit of keeping my 3 and 5 year olds from being prematurely forced into the workforce (but they can use jobs if you've got openings). Right now there's a huge political debate taking place in the States around healthcare specifically, and the role of government more broadly. Conservatives, generally speaking, want lower taxes and less government involvement in everything save for the military. Progressives, broadly speaking, want better government and see health coverage as a moral obligation. I'm not here to argue which side is right or wrong, at least not now, but I am here to give the Aussie government props for doing a few things right that have made a difference for this American down under.

Hey Hey Saturday - Oh No They Didn't!

I've gotten a lot of questions recently about the 'Jackson Jive' black face skit on the TV show 'Hey Hey It's Saturday'. I know it's picked up a great deal of airplay in the U.S. so I thought it'd be worthwhile to discuss it here in the context of what I've experienced thus far. For those of you who haven't heard about it a group of guys did a supposedly humourous skit where they were all in black face except the lead singer who played Michael Jackson and wore white paint on his face. How might something like this happen in this day and age?

Aussie Stereotypes - The Real Truth

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Because Australia seems so far away from the center of the universe that most Americans live in, I can understand why so many rumours and stereotypes have arisen about this wonderful place that have absolutely no basis in reality...wait - strike that...that have a very limited basis in any kind of reality.  Throw in the mix a bit of clever marketing and a really good movie character (Croc Dundee baby!) and it's impossible to know what's real and what's been sold as real to us gullible Americans.  So as a service to those of you considering making the move to Oz or even those of you who've promised to visit me here with no actual intention of doing so (you lie Obama!), I've attemped to sort out myth from reality, fact from fiction and lies from the truth about some of the top misconceptions about Oz.

(1) Outback Steakhouse, with it's delectable Bloomin' Onions, has no actual ties to Australia (sorry Mom).  I've yet to see a Bloomin Onion on the menu since I've been here.

(2) No one...I repeat, NO ONE in Oz drinks Fosters beer.  Only deluded beer drinkers  in the States who think they're getting a "real taste of Australia" drink that piss water.  Aussies much prefer local brews that can be found in every bar like Corona, Stella Artois and beers from "across the Tassie" like Boags.  (For the uninitiated the "Tassie" is the Tasmanian Strait and somewhere on the other side of it they apparently make beer - at least according to the commericial I saw.)

(3) Fact - Aussies do like their shrimp on the barbie!!  Of course they like their "steak on the barbie", "hamburgers on the barbie" and "sausages on the barbie" just as much.  This embellishment comes down to a bit of marketing genius served up by my man Mick Dundee back in the '80s.  A bit of an update on Mick for you guys.  Mick has given up the outback life and now lives here in the big city running a park called Dundeeland (kind of like Dollywood) for underpriviledged private school kids in Sydney. (wink wink) Here's a link to one of the classic Aussie Tourism spots featuring Mick. Throw an Extra Shrimp on the Barbie

(4) Australia is a country people.  It is HUGE.  Just because you know someone here doesn't mean I can just pop down to Adelaide or jump over to Melbourne and grab a coffee with them.  That's like me telling you to meet up with my friend in Alaska b/c "I think you guys would just really get along".  There's 4 million people in Sydney - let's keep it local hey?

(5) Fact - the toilet bowl does flush in the opposite direction in the Southern Hemisphere from the the Northern Hemisphere.  It has to do with the gravitational field and how it affects the water that causes this phenomena.  We see the same effect with Cyclones.  Ok, not really but you believed me for a second! (although cyclones do spin the opposite direction)

(6) Fact - there are sharks in the waters off the coast of Oz and every so often they nip a surfer.  Unfortunately you're more likely to end up in the hospital from one of the 8 zillion poisonous spiders, lizards and snakes that live in your backyard, window sills, and car visor than you are to get eaten by a shark.  The up side is I've yet to see, hear or read a story about a Black surfer being attacked by a shark.  Actually, if I think about it, that may be because I've yet to see a Black surfer...hmmm, coincidence?

(7) Finally, the creme de la creme of Aussie rumours (at least amongst a vocal and highly curious subset of my readers).  This rumour is perpetrated by a small subset of brothas who have travelled to Oz or been recruited site unseen to play pro basketball here. Do Aussie women really love brothas from the States?  After a fair amount of scientific research the answer is - ABSOLUTELY YES!!!  Just ask my wife. (note: results of this study are based wholly on a sample size of 1)

Black2Oz - out.

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Same Same But Different

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As one prepares to move half way around the world the questions that inevitably come up always seem to start with "Well what about all the things you're going to miss??" (mostly from your friends who've never left your hometown) and "What about all the things you're going to see & do??" (typically from the friends looking for a vacation from their own dreadful existences).  Well moving to Oz ain't exactly like moving to Timbuktu - everyone still speaks English (sorta), drivers license pictures still look horrible and little Asian guys still ask me if I play basketball (and the answer is still - what makes you ask that?).  For a Black man from the states it's a bit of a bizarro world b/c it's like being dropped in a small midwest town - everyone speaks with a funny accent, there are hardly any Black people but everybody seems happy to see you.  I'm sure there's a plot afoot that I haven't figured out yet so I'm playing along for now. So here are a few tidbits on what you can expect when you get to Oz.

(1) Aussies have grown up with only 5 TV channels.  Less than a 3rd of the population has cable.  Personally I think having only 5 channels should be deemed cruel and unusual punishment and outlawed in the constitution and I've written Prime Minister what's his face to say as much. Just b/c they don't know what they're missing doesn't mean you won't.  Cable ain't cheap but it's a must have so just lock it in and don't ask too many questions.

(2) You will get a speeding ticket - maybe multiple tickets.  Lead footed Americans are not able to adjust to the small increments of KPH vs. MPH and with cameras at seemingly every light you can't play the dumb American to get out of it with the PoPo.  The trick is to keep your US license for as long as possible so that your points go against it and then  don't transfer when you finally get an Aussie license :-)

(3) 4 weeks vacation!  Now that's a difference that's not only nice, it's a necessity when you're this far away from everything.  The Aussies use it to travel around the parts of country where no one in their right mind would want to live, the Poms use it to head back to the UK and remind themselves why they left, and the Americans are still confused and think we're getting away with something.

So, as you can see...same, same but different.  There's lots more to comment on as well.  I'm just getting started.  As always if there's something you're specifically interested in just say the word.  I've probably got an opinion on it.  I'm out.